jessicaandthedeathlyhallows:

You have permitted J.K Rowling to take the blame for you, rather than face me for my lost letter yourself. I shall wait for the letter for one hour, in my e-mail inbox. If, at the end of the hour, you have not sent it to me, have not given it, then battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the internet myself, Pottermore, and I shall find you and my letter, and I shall punish every Pottermore employee who has tried to conceal the letter from me. One hour.